Have you no Pride?

With Monica's friend Wakana in town, we decided to go and hit the Pride parade in style. Sporting a handlebar mustache, I thought I would try and blend in with the crowd.

Upon arrival, I realized that unless I could find a can of blue paint, and chain mail underpants, I would stick out like a sore thumb.

Monica traded me in for a real man.

And Wakana and I were abducted by a four armed man with no shirt on.